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05/18/2004 Abbey Morrow: Requiem for Perfection

04/26/2004 Abbey Morrow: Get A (Quarter)Life

04/21/2004 Abbey Morrow: Reading, 'Riting and What The @%*!

04/19/2004 Abbey Morrow: Tales From the Water Cooler

05/18/2004 Alma Zeno: Hardhat Benefits For All

05/11/2004 Alma Zeno: Of Cubicles and Calculations

05/03/2004 Alma Zeno: Corporate Whoredom

12/19/2005 Andy Martello: Bad Santa? Bad PARENTS!

05/30/2005 Andy Martello: Could Be Worse. Could Be Raining.

12/19/2005 Andy Martello: WANTED: Old, Fat Man in Red Suit

06/21/2005 Andy Martello: Parting Gifts

06/13/2005 Andy Martello: Father's Day My Ass!

06/06/2005 Andy Martello: A Father's Wisdom: The $25.00 Monkey

04/25/2005 Andy Martello: Hair of the Dog, A Prom Nightmare

03/28/2005 Andy Martello: A Clown in Kentucky

02/21/2005 Andy Martello: The Groundhog Mall

02/14/2005 Andy Martello: Date Your Daughter! It's All The Rage!

02/06/2005 Andy Martello: The Folly of Valentine's Day

01/31/2005 Andy Martello: Love Under the Big Top

01/24/2005 Andy Martello: "Good Show"

01/17/2005 Andy Martello: Read THIS! (And Explain it to Me Later)

01/07/2005 Andy Martello: Oh Crap! The Circus has Come to Town!

01/04/2005 Andy Martello: You Gonna Eat That?

12/19/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: King Kong

12/14/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

12/12/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

12/09/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Walk the Line

12/03/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Rent

11/30/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

10/04/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Serenity

09/25/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Flightplan

09/23/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Just Like Heaven

08/20/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: The Dukes of Hazzard

08/02/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Must Love Dogs

07/24/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Bad News Bears

07/23/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

07/04/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: War of the Worlds

07/03/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Land of the Dead, She Said/He Said

06/25/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Bewitched

06/20/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Batman Begins - She Said/He Said

06/12/2005 Becky: Big Screen Review: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

05/31/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: The Longest Yard

05/30/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Madagascar

05/24/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Monster-In-Law

05/20/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith

05/09/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Kingdom of Heaven

04/30/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

04/25/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: A Lot Like Love

04/24/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Kung Fu Hustle

04/17/2005 Becky: Big Screen Review: Beauty Shop

04/10/2005 Becky : Big Screen Review: Sahara

03/21/2006 Becky : Big Screen Review: V for Vendetta

03/18/2006 Becky : Big Screen Review: Failure to Launch

01/17/2006 Becky : Big Screen Review: Brokeback Mountain

12/22/2004 D. Brooks: What Women Want

11/10/2004 D. Brooks: Holidays and In-Laws

10/31/2004 D. Brooks: Trust and Integrity

10/27/2004 D. Brooks: Mid-Life and Menopause

09/20/2004 D. Brooks: Exiled at 50?

07/07/2004 D. Brooks: How Much

06/01/2004 D. Brooks: Double Standard?

05/28/2004 D. Brooks: What Is A Hero?

05/11/2004 D. Brooks: "The Fault, Dear Brutus, Lies Not In Our Stars, But In Ourselves"

05/05/2004 D. Brooks: Installment II: How to Hire a Bad Employee and Keep Them That Way or The HR How-To

04/28/2004 D. Brooks: Installment 1: How to Hire a Bad Employee and Keep Them That Way or The HR How-To

04/15/2004 D. Brooks: Learn to Take No for an Answer from a Woman

04/08/2004 D. Brooks: Surviving the "I'm Pregnant" News

04/01/2004 D. Brooks: Surviving Questions NO Sane Man Should EVER Have to Answer

03/31/2005 D. Brooks: Friendship

03/25/2004 D. Brooks: Busted Draggin Your Sorry Ass Home At 2:00AM After a Beer with the Guys

02/14/2005 D. Brooks: What I Know About Women

01/17/2005 D. Brooks: A Little Technical Humor... The Secretary

07/03/2005 Bud Buckley: When I Was Really Independent

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Size Matters

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

05/14/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: The Actives

05/06/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

04/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

07/02/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Coldsnap 9

07/02/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: The Trailrider Project

07/02/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: The Trailrider Project, Coldsnap9, Dread Daze

07/02/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Dread Daze

06/21/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 7

06/20/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Dixie Chicks, Aaliyah, Blink 182

06/20/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

06/12/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

06/12/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Trik Turner, TLC, Jay Z

06/12/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: ChickenLab, 3 Blind Mice, UO Updates

06/12/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

06/12/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 6

06/11/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: 3 Blind Mice

06/11/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: chickenLab

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: Thanks, Updates, and Artist, Size Matters

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Dido, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fiona Apple

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 5

06/04/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Album Ratings and Reviews

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Odium

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 4

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Creeping Death

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Solar Plexus

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Last Rites

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: Creeping Death, Solar Plexus, Last Rites, Odium

05/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Da Band, Delinquent Habits, Fefe Dobson

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 3

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Gavin Degraw, Pink, Joss Stone

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Glideascope

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Mushy and Lovey-Dovey

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: The Light, Glideascope

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

05/17/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: The Light

05/14/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Self Portrait

05/14/2004 Chanita Davis: Unheard Of: Syncratic

05/07/2004 Chanita Davis: UO: The Actives, Self Portrait, Syncratic

05/06/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 2

05/06/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

05/06/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Diana Krall, Brad Yoder, Julius Bragg

05/05/2004 Chanita Davis: Pissed Off and Frustrated

04/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchified Music: Toby Lightman

04/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Bitchin' Beatz: Volume 1

04/28/2004 Chanita Davis: Music News and Tour Dates

04/21/2004 Chanita Davis: Welcome to Bitchin' Beatz!!!

07/11/2004 Debbie Legare/Milady: It's Bikini Time: Can You Lose Weight In Time?

06/30/2005 Debbie Legare/Milady: Wedding Beauty Countdown: Avoiding The Last Minute Mistakes

06/06/2004 Debbie Legare/Milady: Sisters, Shopping, and Spice

05/27/2004 Debbie Legare/Milady: Makeup - Blunders or Accidents?

05/15/2005 Debbie Legare/Milady: Bridal Scents: Aromas to Calm Even the Bitchiest of Brides (or Families)

05/09/2004 Debbie Legare/Milady: Spring's Fashion and Must Haves

04/25/2004 Debbie Legare/Milady: Guest Feature: Bra Bitch

11/24/2004 Guest: Long Live Rock and Roll
By Aunty Mapuana

12/29/2004 GuestWriter: Acronyms Translation: What Did She Say?
By The UncAnnie Bitch

12/23/2004 GuestWriter: Acronyms: What Did She Say?
by The UncAnnie Bitch

11/15/2004 GuestWriter: Military Life for the Old Bitch

11/14/2004 GuestWriter: Disgruntled Scholar

11/10/2004 GuestWriter: Oh, The Colors: Some Words of Wisdom About Wine

11/10/2004 GuestWriter: Shopping, Shipping, Wrapping, and Work

11/09/2004 GuestWriter: Holiday Giving: Bell Ringer Aversion

05/29/2004 GuestWriter: Objectified at the Mall
by Michael Sparks

04/25/2004 GuestWriter: What Makes A True Bitch?

01/31/2005 GuestWriter: A Special Valentines Wish From The BitchMastah

01/30/2005 GuestWriter: Thoughtless VDay Gifts
By Christine Fron

01/18/2005 GuestWriter: Baby Killers? by BitchMastah

05/27/2004 Ignatius Goh: Lunch is on You!

05/10/2004 Ignatius Goh: Get Your Bitch Ass Up and Running!

04/29/2004 Ignatius Goh: Musings of Fledgling Stallions in the 21st Century

05/13/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Shouldn't People Know When To Shut Up?

05/05/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Government For The Minority? Kiss My Ass... The Appeals Processes Are A Safeguard For Us All

12/15/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Sam Wright Bodman is the Wrong Man for the Job

12/06/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Ginny, We Hardly Knew Ya' : Pennsylvania's 8th District's Congressional Race, One Month After...

11/25/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Mitch Albom, Will You Be My Mentor?

11/17/2004 M. Rachael Moore: The State of the Union, Undressed.

06/10/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Virginia Gildersleeve, The Drop Spindle, And Me!

05/31/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Nnedi's Tale: The Myth of Feminist Equality? Not If She Has Her Way!

05/22/2005 M. Rachael Moore: CNN's Nancy Grace: Keeper of Justice or Ass-clown Extraordinaire?

05/20/2004 M. Rachael Moore: Objectivism: A Philosophy For Today?

04/29/2004 M. Rachael Moore: A Nuclear Family Imploded

04/21/2004 M. Rachael Moore: The True Story Of The Bucks County Bitches

04/12/2005 M. Rachael Moore: Militant Uncle Sam- Spend, spend, spend. Domestic Uncle Sam could squeeze a diamond outta his ass, he's so tight.

03/02/2005 M. Rachael Moore: The Culture of Fear

02/18/2005 M. Rachael Moore: Girl Scout Troop Says Support Our "Other" Troops

02/06/2005 M. Rachael Moore: I Bet Clinton Thought of it First

01/16/2005 M. Rachael Moore: If He Was My Bush, I'd Shave Him Off. But I Digress...

01/01/2005 M. Rachael Moore: Doyle Brooks is a Man With a Plan

07/11/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: London On Our Minds

06/20/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Special Request

06/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: 80's Lingo and Must Haves

06/05/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: 80's Music, Fashion, and More!

05/30/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Happy Memorial Day!

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Bud Buckley and MBC Doin' Waikiki

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Have You Heard?

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Who's Comin' Out and About In May?

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Fun In The Sun

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Matisyahu

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Who's Movin' And Shakin' In May

05/22/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Beatz: Volume I

05/16/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Get Back Up, Do It Again

05/13/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Bud Buckley: Feel My Love

05/13/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Interview: Bud Buckley

05/09/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Join The Celebration!

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Welcome To Monday Mood Music!

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Joss Stone

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Who's Movin' And Shakin' In April

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Welcome To Street Beatz!

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Welcome To The Ride!

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Beatz Is Back!

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: UO Returns: V.2

05/08/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Who's Comin' Out and About In April?

05/07/2005 Melia Shumaker a.k.a. Jaded_Bitch: Welcome To Out And About

12/17/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Little Things... a Few Words About the Holiday Season

11/30/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Mid-life is Real

11/15/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: You Can't Choose Who Will Love You

11/01/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Morons in Training

10/17/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: The New (?) Minority

10/15/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Hurricanes, Earthquakes and Fires, Oh My!

09/23/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: A Message to Mr. Andres Martinez

09/18/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: You Never Really Leave the Place you Came From

09/06/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: The Nature of Unconditional Love

08/27/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Heroes

08/25/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Pat Roberston, Janet Jackson, and Keebler elves.

08/21/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: DO YOUR PART, AMERICANS!!!

08/19/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Some People Get Hired and Some Don't

08/18/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: I Just Don't Understand

08/09/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Like so Many Uncared for Children

08/04/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Karma, Need and Want: A Lesson About Patience and Reciprocation

07/25/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: He Should Die by the Same Sword by Which He Lives

07/05/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: We Have Plenty of Poverty Stricken Here at Home, Too

07/01/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Passivity, Passion, and Placing Blame

06/13/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Be a Real Hero, Idiot

06/12/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Congratulations Class of 2005

05/30/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Dealing With Our Realities

05/21/2006 Roxanne K Cottell: Not the Bossa Me

05/12/2005 Roxanne K Cottell: Adults Need To Lighten Up

03/29/2006 Roxanne K Cottell: HR 4437: Nothing to do with Race

02/11/2006 Roxanne K Cottell: The Tide is Turning

12/24/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Happy Holidays. Seasons Greetings. Merry Politically Correct Day Named After God's Son.

12/21/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Homelessness: Covet Society's Children

12/14/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Merry Christmas, Mrs. Rocha

11/25/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Support Your Local Soldier

11/18/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Imagine THAT! Christmas Gift Advice for Techno-Weary Parents

11/16/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Unconventional Ways to Send Christmas Greetings That Won't Bore the Recipients to Tears...

11/10/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): The Fat Guy in the Red Suit is Real

11/07/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): I Love California

11/05/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): The Real Reason Dub-ya Won a Second Term

10/28/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): What'd they do to deserve it?

10/21/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Sorry Stewie

10/14/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Vote!

09/01/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): "I see straight people!"

07/13/04 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Happy Anniversary, John...

07/04/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Swollen feet and a bad attitude: Me, the desert sun and the third trimester.

06/14/2004 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): School's Out for the Summer

04/25/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Will the Real Culprits Please Stand Up!

03/19/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Congress has more to do than this, doesn't it?

02/23/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Hunter S. Thompson

02/11/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Self-Centered Little Twits: Feeling Good About Who You Are

01/27/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Kid UN-friendly

01/21/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Girltalk: A Conversation With Norma Vally

01/15/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): La Conchita, CA.

01/06/2005 Roxanne K Cottell (Aunty Mapuana): Stingy Americans? PUH-LEEZE!!!

11/10/2004 Steven Andersen: Reel Turkeys and Holiday Gifts

08/27/2004 Steven Andersen: Pinata: Survival Island--It Never Should Have Survived

07/23/2004 Steven Andersen: Below: Submariner Terror

07/16/2004 Steven Andersen: Bubba Ho-Tep: The Campbell Dynasty Continues

06/18/2004 Steven Andersen: Ghost Rig - Floating Terror

06/04/2004 Steven Andersen: Demon Slayer--Something Familiar

01/13/2006 Steven Andersen: Cold Blood--One Chilling Thriller

12/24/2004 Steven Andersen: Wendigo: Two Thirds of a Good Movie

12/23/2005 Steven Andersen: I'll Bury You Tomorrow--Necrophilia, Aisle Three....

12/17/2004 Steven Andersen: Unseen Evil: I Only Wish It Were Unseen After I Rented It.

12/10/2004 Steven Andersen: The Vector File--Is It Worth It?

12/09/2005 Steven Andersen: Meet The Fuccons--No Obvious Puns HERE!

12/03/2004 Steven Andersen: Serial Slayer--An Advance Look at Quality Suspense

12/02/2005 Steven Andersen: Scarred--Feeling Nostalgic? Read On.

11/19/2004 Steven Andersen: Sightings: Heartland Ghost--The Best Two Hour Commercial Ever

11/18/2005 Steven Andersen: Dead Man Walking--Killer Zombie Action

11/12/2004 Steven Andersen: Scare Crow---If It Only Had A Plooooott...

11/05/2004 Steven Andersen: Reign In Darkness--The Vampires Who Won't Shut Up

11/04/2005 Steven Andersen: Red Cockroaches--One Major Flaw

10/29/2004 Steven Andersen: Miner's Massacre: No Gold In These Thar Hills

10/28/2005 Steven Andersen: Jack O' Lantern--One Step Above Mediocre

10/22/2004 Steven Andersen: Fallen Angels--More Like Fallin' Asleep

10/21/2005 Steven Andersen: Undead--The Zombie Movie We've All Been Waiting For

10/15/2004 Steven Andersen: Deadly Species--Deadly Dull

10/14/2005 Steven Andersen: Alien Apocalypse--Bruce Campbell's Career Coming Back?

10/07/2005 Steven Andersen: Irish American Ninja--Kicking Ass, Literally and Figuratively

10/01/2004 Steven Andersen: Wishmaster: Prophecy Fulfilled--At Least It's Over

09/24/2004 Steven Andersen: Flowers on the Razorwire: Japanese Television. Scared Yet?

09/23/2005 Steven Andersen: Conjure--Matt Busch's Ninety Minute, Truly Awful Commercial

09/17/2005 Steven Andersen: Swamper--Mops, Speed, and Everything Great

09/17/2004 Steven Andersen: Vampire: Los Muertos--The Obvious Pun Applies; It Does Indeed Suck.

09/10/2004 Steven Andersen: Session 9: A Splendid Mix

09/09/2005 Steven Andersen: Dead and Breakfast--I'd Say You'd Die Laughing...But...You Just Might....

09/03/2004 Steven Andersen: Ghosts of Edendale--Not Available in Stores Until October

09/02/2005 Steven Andersen: Cup Of My Blood--My Cup Runneth Over

08/26/2005 Steven Andersen: Part Two of Two--Frankenstein Reborn: More Than The Sum of Its...Parts...Yeah....

08/26/2005 Steven Andersen: Part One Of Two--Ice Queen: A Cold Reception

08/20/2004 Steven Andersen: Infested: Wishing For Cinematic Raid

08/19/2005 Steven Andersen: Ju-Rei: The Uncanny--A Lot Like Life.

08/13/2004 Steven Andersen: Nine Lives--A Chance Worth Taking

08/12/2005 Steven Andersen: Legion of the Dead--Like The Mummy....Only...Worse. Much, MUCH Worse.

08/06/2004 Steven Andersen: Dagon--When The Squid Hits The Fan

08/05/2005 Steven Andersen: Ju-On: The Grudge--Buffyless and Beautiful.

07/30/2004 Steven Andersen: Greenskeeper--A Double Bogey

07/22/2005 Steven Andersen: Insight of Evil--Moron Teenagers Who Never Learn...

07/15/2005 Steven Andersen: Ghost Watcher--Watch Something Else.

07/09/2004 Steven Andersen: Slash--Down Home Bloodshed

07/08/2005 Steven Andersen: Hide and Creep--Advance Look at the Next Great Zombie Movie

07/07/2006 Steven Andersen: Woods of Evil--Jersey In the Grip of Nothing Special

07/02/2004 Steven Andersen: Red Water--It Would Likely Make Good Chum

07/01/2005 Steven Andersen: Dracula 3000: No, It Doesn't Suck.

06/25/2004 Steven Andersen: Ghost Ship--Big Boat Blues

06/24/2005 Steven Andersen: War of the Worlds--An Open Appeal To My Readership

06/17/2005 Steven Andersen: Dr. Moreau's House of Pain--Literary Mutiliation

06/16/2006 Steven Andersen: Day of the Dead 2: Contagium--Catch the Fever!

06/11/2004 Steven Andersen: Disappearance--Vacation Horror Story

06/10/2005 Steven Andersen: Dead End--Scary and Minimalist

06/03/2005 Steven Andersen: Decoys--No Red Herrings Here.

05/28/2004 Steven Andersen: Flashback -- Germany Hates Us

05/27/2005 Steven Andersen: Jolly Roger: Massacre At Cutter's Cove--Not Worth Losing Your Head Over.

05/21/2004 Steven Andersen: Fear of the Dark -- Scary. Good. Yum.

05/20/2005 Steven Andersen: Dead Above Ground: And Long Past Starting to Stink

05/14/2004 Steven Andersen: The Bone Snatcher--Desert Picnic Horror

05/13/2005 Steven Andersen: Dark Heaven--Apocalypse Eventually

05/07/2004 Steven Andersen: Freddy Vs. Jason, Part Two of Two--The Smackdown Concludes

05/06/2005 Steven Andersen: Dark Harvest--Someone Get Me The Weed Killer, Stat.

04/29/2005 Steven Andersen: Corpses Are Forever--Dr. No, Get Your Heart Eaten Out.

04/28/2004 Steven Andersen: Freddy Vs. Jason (DVD)

04/15/2005 Steven Andersen: Corn--Somewhere, Orville Redenbacher is Screaming.

04/08/2005 Steven Andersen: Close Your Eyes--More Quality British Mystery

04/01/2005 Steven Andersen: Lethal Eviction: An Advance Look at Slumlords Gettin' Theirs.

03/25/2005 Steven Andersen: The Last Horror Movie--Oh, If Only.

03/24/2006 Steven Andersen: Hood of the Living Dead: George Romero, You Are NOT the Father.

03/18/2005 Steven Andersen: Intermedio: An Advance Look

03/11/2005 Steven Andersen: Cheerleader Ninjas: An Idea as Bad, Yet as Strangely Funny, as It Sounds.

03/04/2005 Steven Andersen: Boa Vs. Python--One Snake Away From Total Unoriginality

02/25/2005 Steven Andersen: Shaun of the Dead--Ale and Zombies

02/24/2006 Steven Andersen: Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain--A Joke Without Laughter

02/18/2005 Steven Andersen: Blood Reaper--One More Cinematic Bad Idea

02/11/2005 Steven Andersen: Ghost of the Needle--Pumped Full of Good Cinema

02/04/2006 Steven Andersen: Shadow Skill--Like Naruto? Love This!

02/03/2005 Steven Andersen: Ghost Lake--The New Blind Ambition Tour!

01/31/2005 Steven Andersen: Valentine: Valentine's Day Mediocre

01/29/2005 Steven Andersen: Bite Me!--It's a Title, Not An Insult. Though You'll Likely Be Insulted By The Film.

01/27/2006 Steven Andersen: Heebie Jeebies--Creepy Thievery

01/21/2005 Steven Andersen: Angels Crest--Behold the Power of Good Scripting

01/20/2006 Steven Andersen: Dark Remains--Making Your Video Store Guy a Total Fanboy

01/14/2005 Steven Andersen: 2LDK--Japanese Real Estate At Its Finest

01/07/2005 Steven Andersen: 13 Seconds--The Perplexing Mix of Incomprehensible and Sheer Panic

01/06/2006 Steven Andersen: Shapeshifter--Oddly Familiar, and Yet, Still Good